wow
i am a totally lame updater on here... in my defence since christmas my computer had a spazz attack and over loaded from memory overload or something
it's probably my fault but it turns out it was really my graphics crazy sister who clogged up the cogs of the pc with all her stuff

she's called kisswithatear and i m giving her free advertisement because she s in the room and she'll hurt me if i say something too bad about her

we bought some tangy apples today
just a couple of blonde twins with tangy granny smiths, the sun shining, the world glowing, our hair has begun it's increasingly weird transition into a more golden platinum blonde as the weather brightens up

my mum said, you're as beautiful as kate moss, nicole kidman all those people! she says this every time she is drunk and to be fair aside from a slightly similar shade of hair i have very little in common facially to those two people who couldn't look any more different if they tried
i don't trust my mum when she's drinking anyway, she's sings really loudly and her voice retains a high pitched tone which makes talking to her possibly one of the most irritating things on the planet, she has the tendency to let out long prolonged wails when she doesn't get her own way
so if i say 'no mum, i m just blonde skinny and have a huge conk' she replies with a 'nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.... you're not.'
it's not really that convincing

i'm always digressing about my mother
it'll come back to haunt me when i have children and consistently embarass them whilst inebriated

i ve run out of time - have to dash to english lit - curse the school computers...
well the prom is tomorrow and i m cautiously - what's the correct word - dreading getting in the skin tight dress and sandals i have deigned to acquire

good times folks :)